Welcome to a Childfree House

conversationswithstu:

Emptying the dishwasher consists mostly of coffee/tea mugs and very few plates.

MY 1000TH POST!

WOO HOO! 

My tumblr is like my online diary!

(Source: aussierose)

So true.

karitzaa:

"you wanna know if someones lying? Ask them a question anything that you think their lying about. Remember their answer, then let the time pass by. Once you think they have forgotten ask them again. Did they have the same answer or did they change it up?" -Madea

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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(Source: lamedere)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.